The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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