Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You smell like stripper and shame
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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