She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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