people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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