Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
