Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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