is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
