I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize