I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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