Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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