Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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