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I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
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