btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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