A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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