i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
