I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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