Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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