so that wasnt chicken after all
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize