with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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