question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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