i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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