Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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