Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
His nipple licking is glorious
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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