what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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