Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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