I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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