dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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