Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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