I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize