his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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