If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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