OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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