please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This house was built for laser tag.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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