This girl is more easily done than said...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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