This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I have aggressive nipples.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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