i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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