People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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