wat bout pragnant strippers??
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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