its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
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