Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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