Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Randomize
