i don't like sucking hair
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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