he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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