lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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