Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
