I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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