My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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