3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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