Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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