My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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