Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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