Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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