You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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