it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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