It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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